Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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