he wants to bone in the snuggie
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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