He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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