dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Randomize
