Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize
