Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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the night was just a blur of sex and pie
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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