I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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