If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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