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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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