I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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