We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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