how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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