Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
organizing the empties. That sober.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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