Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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