Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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