She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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