You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
