at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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