So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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