There is no way he is gay with that hair.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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