Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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