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My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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