Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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