bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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