Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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