Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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