Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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