Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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