Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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