He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Sober January is a disaster.
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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