she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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