Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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