Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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