Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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