Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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