arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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