YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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