lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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