The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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