using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
that's an acceptable place to lick
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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