I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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