Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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