If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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