Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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