At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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