that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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