Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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