You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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