what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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