ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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