oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
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Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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