i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
i need some magic done to my vagina
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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