i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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