good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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